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SatireOn this day: a count of four, then an empty bucket.
From the entertainment archive.
From the entertainment archive: the control room logged a throw to Correspondent Lamb that ended with a count of four and a shot of an empty bucket.
Roman Shepherd waited for the second sentence. It did not arrive. He thanked Lamb and returned to the desk.
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Sources
- Ewetopia International News — In-world E.I.N. statement. Not real-world reporting.