The network

About The Newes

The Newes is the digital newsroom of Ewetopia International News, anchored by Roman Shepherd.

It publishes sourced strange-sheep reporting when verifiable real stories exist, alongside clearly classified Ewetopia reports, broadcasts, and Flock Cam coverage.

Standards

• Sourced reporting is sourced. Real-world claims carry source metadata.
• Quotes are not invented.
• Tips are reviewed. They do not publish themselves.
• Corrections remain public.

How we classify work

• Sourced report — real-world reporting with sources on the record.
• Wool-Lites / Slick Fontaine — real project updates, kept distinct.
• Ewetopia report — in-world coverage from the network, including Flock Cam.
• Satire — intentionally fictional entertainment, including some archive material.

The world around the desk

E.I.N. headquarters stands in Ewetopia. The studio remains reachable from the city. This site is the full network: archive, people, Flock Cam, weather, and intake.