# The Newes

> Ewetopia International News, anchored by Roman Shepherd. Sourced strange-sheep reporting when verifiable stories exist, alongside classified Ewetopia reports, broadcasts, and Flock Cam coverage.

## Classifications
- REAL_NEWS, REAL_WOOLLITES, REAL_SLICK_FONTAINE: sourced real-world reporting
- EWETOPIA_CANON, SATIRE: in-world or fictional, labeled
- Tips are reviewed and never auto-publish

## People
- Avery Vale (Senior Foreign Correspondent): https://thenewes.com/people/avery-vale/
- Clive Weatherby (Chief Meteorologist): https://thenewes.com/people/clive-weatherby/
- Correspondent Lamb (Junior Field Reporter): https://thenewes.com/people/correspondent-lamb/
- Dale Mercer (Rural Affairs Correspondent): https://thenewes.com/people/dale-mercer/
- Gary (Camera Operator): https://thenewes.com/people/gary/
- Harlan Sniff (Investigative Correspondent): https://thenewes.com/people/harlan-sniff/
- Nico Reed (Mobile / Breaking News Correspondent): https://thenewes.com/people/nico-reed/
- Roman Shepherd (Anchor / Managing Editor): https://thenewes.com/people/roman-shepherd/

## Published items
- [EWETOPIA_CANON] Flock Cameras are appearing everywhere: https://thenewes.com/story/flock-cameras-are-appearing-everywhere/
- [EWETOPIA_CANON] Camera 7 remains quiet. The network is treating that as information.: https://thenewes.com/story/camera-7-remains-quiet/
- [EWETOPIA_CANON] E.I.N. is operating.: https://thenewes.com/story/ein-network-is-operating/
- [EWETOPIA_CANON] Vale files from a quiet lane: gate closed, no confirmed incident.: https://thenewes.com/story/vale-files-from-a-quiet-lane/
- [EWETOPIA_CANON] Mercer calls the recovery routine and declines the adjective “breaking.”: https://thenewes.com/story/mercer-calls-the-recovery-routine/
- [REAL_NEWS] Eighteen sheep left a trailer after an I-465 crash in Indianapolis: https://thenewes.com/story/eighteen-sheep-left-a-trailer-after-an-i-465-crash-in-indianapolis/
- [SATIRE] On this day: a count of four, then an empty bucket.: https://thenewes.com/story/on-this-day-empty-bucket/

## Key routes
- https://thenewes.com/
- https://thenewes.com/archive/
- https://thenewes.com/flock-cam/
- https://thenewes.com/weather/
- https://thenewes.com/tip-line/